Thank you. Would you like something to drink? A cup of coffee?
谢谢。你想喝点儿什么?来杯咖啡吗?
I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about.
我一点也不知道你在说些什么。
We also make the fundamental error of announcing our resolutions to everybody so that we look even more foolish when we slip back into our bad old ways.